Celibacy.

Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now!

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Celibacy as a lifestyle is not something I would ever choose. Forced upon me, yes, choose, no. Many do, however, and for a variety of reasons.

Some deny themselves sex because they are saving themselves for that “special someone”, or until after they are married. Some become celibate to further their spiritual development, or because they are already “married to the Lord”. Some even avoid lovemaking because they are afraid of contracting an STD like syphilis, gonorrhoea, AIDs, genital warts, hepatitis, herpes, dreaded lurgy, pox, running sores, crabs, itchy nuts or laryngitis…

I’d bet five million quid every man jack of them suffers from tennis elbow, though. I mean, the unnatural bastards may be off sex (probably too pig ugly to get any), but do you really believe these twisted, semi-blind bush-lurkers don’t whisk their meat racks frothy at every opportunity?

Course they fucking do. Don’t talk shit.

Apart from Catholic priests, obviously, who prefer to satisfy themselves with defenceless altar boys. I’ll give you that one.

Exceptions that prove the rule, I’d say.

Fucking evil twats.

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About tonyjayg

I'm a great bloke. That's all you need to know. ;)
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3 Responses to Celibacy.

  1. Avril says:

    Tonyy, you are a bloody marvel. xx

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