Acute Anxiety

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Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now!

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I wish I had a fluffy little bunny with huge blue eyes and floppy ears. Then I could hurl it at a brick wall, scientifically proving once and for all that “cute” does not bounce. Millions of guniea pigs have found their way onto dinner plates using that exact methodology, which is where I got the idea from.

Next on the agenda is to disprove the statement “as safe as houses”. The petrol and matches are ready to go.

I’d be out if I were you.

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I’ve never got on too well with small children.

I frighten them.

Deliberately.

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The number 8 is a comedy number. Know why? Because it’s the remaining fat lady of the two fat…

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I'm a great bloke. That's all you need to know. ;)
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