My Funfair Ride

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Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now!

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If I owned a ride at the funfair, I would want it to be the biggest, highest, fastest, most dangerous and unsafe ride ever devised. After being sick at least twice and shrieking their throats raw, most of my customers would die violently, their pitiful corpses trapped among horribly twisted, smoking wreckage.

Onlookers would also throw up their toffee apples and hot dogs, sickened by the horrific carnage and the emergency services would wash their hands of me after being called out eleven times in a single day, wasting their valuable time working out the macabre puzzle of winkling the cadavers out of the pretzel-like maze of red-hot girders.

Anyone who managed to survive more or less physically intact and still sane…

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I'm a great bloke. That's all you need to know. ;)
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