Icy Wasteland

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Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now!

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When the fabulous American crooner, Frank Sinatra, finally breathed his last breath in hospital, after his long battle with both ill-health and being too old to stop his singing being a bit shit and all the life-sustaining machines had been turned off, one of his band of dedicated nurses hung a sign on the end of his bed which read:

“Sinatra Unplugged!”.

She never did like the mafia-run, blue-eyed fuckpot. Probably because she was the one who brought his medication every day, spending a lot of her own time by his bedside, cheering him up by giving him crafty hand jobs under the crisp white sheets and still he didn’t put her in his will as she had been hoping…

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