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Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now!

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I wish I had a buzz saw with a powerful electric motor and sharp whirling blades. Then I could cut bunny right down the centre so that me and my little sister, Mindy, could have exactly half each.

That should put a stop to all the bickering.

MUM!

TELL HER!

SHE’S UNPLUGGED IT AGAIN!

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Q: If Peter has twelve sweeties and his friend, Heather, has six sweeties, how many sweeties would Peter have to give Heather for them to have the same number of sweeties each?

And don’t say one, you fucking little twat, because that’s wrong. Do you want to fail this quiz?

A: If you answered three, you’re correct! I bet Heather still doesn’t let Peter rummage…

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I'm a great bloke. That's all you need to know. ;)
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