Nursery Rhymes?

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Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now!

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Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?

With silver bells and cockle shells and buckets of horse shit that I scrape off the road after those bastard coppers have ridden by.

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Hickory dickory doc, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one and smashed its fucking head in. Stupid rodent wasn’t wearing its hard hat.

Health and safety will have to be informed.

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Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, where’s the peck of pickled pepper Peter piper picked?

Well, Mr Bond, tell me or prepare to die!

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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came a…

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