If you get attacked, they say it was by a third party. If someone is found dead in suspicious circumstances, they say they believe a third party may have been involved. And when you buy car insurance, you get third party fire and theft.
What I want to know is, where the fuck was the second party while all this was going on? The third party always gets the blame and even if the second party is entirely innocent, how come they never come forward as a witness?
I bet the second party had something to do with stuffing that spy chap into the holdall, but no one even suggested the possibility. The third party was briefly suspected, but now they say he got into the bag on his own (even though many tried to repeat the act and failed even to get their legs in) and also magically zipped it shut and padlocked it on the outside – all without leaving a trace of his DNA on the zip or the lock.
I reckon this is one instance where the second and third party were working together. Yet another cover up by the fourth party and we all know exactly who those fuckers are.
Anyway, on a different matter, who is this Benjamin bloke? I’ve never heard of him, which is surprising, given that he apparently owns the net and yahoo.
Think about it.
In your own time…