English Culture

Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now!

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I know this is a very annoying and frustrating world and my temper isn’t always the best, but I don’t ever want to hear English people threatening to take a baseball bat to anyone. Not ever, not again. I know I have been guilty in the past, but enough is enough. We’re English and civilized, so no matter your rage, just remember that.

I don’t care what they may have done – annoying neighbours, paedos, murderers, child molesters (or as I usually call them, Moslems), no more talk of attacking them with baseball bats. For heaven’s sake, we’re not Americans after all, are we?

That said, if us English are really determined to bash up the buggers, it should be with a cricket bat, surely?

Stick with our own sporting culture, I say.

Besides, if you turn a cricket bat sideways, it’s every bit as aerodynamic as an Amerian baseball bat and being a lot heavier, it does more damage for fewer swings. Enemy proper black and blue, energy saved.

Thinking and planning like that is why we rule the worl; why we ruled the; why we used to rule the; why, ummmm.

Go on! Snigger! 

We Brits have had a rounder’s bat for many decades. Similar to a baseball bat, but only for girls to play with (rightly), us English could develop that into a new sport and weapon for conquering the world.

Watch out…   

We’ve done it before…

I know hell may freeze, but you never know…

They didn’t have ME around last time and they still won…

Are you laughing again, are you?

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