The Itch

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Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now!

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Wedding bells
Nappy smells
Filled with shit and piss
Darling dear
Listen here
I’m giving it a miss

Nagging whine
Dinner time
But, and here’s the rub
Darling dear
Listen here
I’m going down the pub

Wanting love
Elbow shove
Asked for marriage right
Darling dear
Listen here
I’m too knackered tonight

Lovely eyes
Silken thighs
Beauty I can’t bear
Darling dear
Listen here
I’m having an affair

Screaming fight
House alight
I think it’s time to go
Darling dear
Listen here
You’ve been so nice to know

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I'm a great bloke. That's all you need to know. ;)
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