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Come Dine at Christmas

Is it possible to get the complete giggles whilst sitting alone on Boxing day watching TV? Well I did this year, so yes, it most certainly is. If you happen to be watching “Come Dine With Me.” at any rate. … Continue reading

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Sweet Paranoia

Shall I tell you when I first became aware that the New World Order had singled out the British as a target for annihilation? When I first noticed that our culture and way of life were being undermined and our … Continue reading

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Which Party?

If you get attacked, they say it was by a third party. If someone is found dead in suspicious circumstances, they say they believe a third party may have been involved. And when you buy car insurance, you get third … Continue reading

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Words, Where Do They Come From

Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now! …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. In America, “fanny” refers to a bum, whilst in Britain … Continue reading

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If Carlsberg Played Practical Jokes…

If Carlsberg Played Practical Jokes… I haven’t done a whole lot of practical jokery in my life, but when I decided to, they were doozies, as you are about to hear. My first victim was my older sister, Shirley. My … Continue reading

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Trip to the Circus

Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now! _______________________________________________ My little seven-year old nephew, Timmy, stayed over last weekend. … Continue reading

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Father Christmas

About a dozen years ago, an old mate of mine approached me while I sat at the bar in my local and asked me if I could do him a favour. This guy, Des, was always involved in local community … Continue reading

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