Tag Archives: humour

Come Dine at Christmas

Is it possible to get the complete giggles whilst sitting alone on Boxing day watching TV? Well I did this year, so yes, it most certainly is. If you happen to be watching “Come Dine With Me.” at any rate. … Continue reading

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Factoid

Just heard an interesting factoid. Q: What do turtles, bees and termites all have in common? Have a guess… No, they don’t all start with a “T”. Try again. No, they don’t all make honey. Give up? A: They are … Continue reading

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Which Party?

If you get attacked, they say it was by a third party. If someone is found dead in suspicious circumstances, they say they believe a third party may have been involved. And when you buy car insurance, you get third … Continue reading

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Unnec-a-celery.

I was just eating some celery and I remembered that old thing about it taking more calories to eat celery than are actually in it. Then I thought, imagine how many more calories it must take to pick the bloody … Continue reading

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In Our Underpants

Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ One day, our drama teacher, Mr Druff, gathered the class … Continue reading

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Master Chef

Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now! __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Just finished watching Master chef. I know some people think … Continue reading

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Lungs Suck

Warning, OUTRAGEOUS is a series of filth, swearing, insanity and gross images. The easily offended (and not so easily) and anyone under about 35 should stop reading right now! ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Lungs suck. And they blow. And sometimes, if you don’t … Continue reading

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