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Come Dine at Christmas

Is it possible to get the complete giggles whilst sitting alone on Boxing day watching TV? Well I did this year, so yes, it most certainly is. If you happen to be watching “Come Dine With Me.” at any rate. … Continue reading

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Not Heard the Last

Powdered milk and dog-end day, got no money, got no pay. Got no family, got no wife, but I got trouble and I got strife. See me coming, head for the hills, turn your backs you Jacks and Jills. Talk … Continue reading

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Sweet Paranoia

Shall I tell you when I first became aware that the New World Order had singled out the British as a target for annihilation? When I first noticed that our culture and way of life were being undermined and our … Continue reading

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Oh For The Sound

Oh for the sound of a human voice For a human touch For eyes to see Oh for the sound of a human voice Speaking soft and low to me Oh for the feel of a warm embrace For a … Continue reading

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Locusts

Thoughts a plague of locusts Chewing up your mind crop A munching buzzing army That will just never stop The past returns to hound you The future lays in wait The present bound in shackles Of past and future fate … Continue reading

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Pleasurable Pongs

I guess near the top of almost everyone’s list of favourite smells would be freshly mown grass, baked bread and brewed coffee and I’m no different. Obviously frying bacon would be right up there as well, but I wonder how … Continue reading

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Me and Mr Hide

When my mood turns dark, I’m hard to bear Of that I’m all too well aware Fighting it fails and quite fantastically Really, you say, eyebrows raised sarcastically Once a month they came to turn me bleak But these days … Continue reading

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